It's dog jokes time!

Here are some great dog jokes to drop whenever your dog starts playing with a strangers’ dog and you have nothing to say to each other. #savemefromawkwardmomentsplease.

It's a collection of (pretty bad) dog jokes. You might as well spice up that daily dog chatter in the park:

Q: “What do you get when you cross a Sheepdog with a rose?”
A: “A Collie – Flower!”

Q: “How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?”
A: “Terrier-fied!”

Q: “Why did the dog cross the road?”
A: “To get to the "barking" lot!”

Q: “What kind of dog does Dracula have?”
A: “A bloodhound!”

Q: “What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?”
A: “He stole the show!”

Q: “What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?”
A: “A golden receiver!”

Q: “What does my dog and my phone have in common?”
A: “They both have collar I.D.” 

Q: “What do you call a dog magician?”
A: “A labracadabrador.”

Q: “What do you call a large dog that meditates?”
A: “Aware wolf.”

Q: “What do you call a frozen dog?”
A: “A pupsicle.”

Q: “What do you call a dog with a Rolex?”
A: “A watchdog.”

Bob StolkComment